February 2011
Chinese New Year!
kelvinween:
lmfao im like that every year. :D
FUCK. I FAILED MY MIDTERM. -______-
January 2011
BOYFRIEND WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FRUSTRATE ME?!?!
fuck. just ate pizza and opened up my cut. -____-
MY FACE HURTS!!!!
bye bye wisdom teeth.
Fuck
sugarmaggie:
830am:
I really want some donuts.
maple glazed bacon donuts, omg
BLUEBERRY DONUTS!!!!
drove over 200 miles, through 2 counties, for 4...
so you better fucken appreciate me. -_____- lmfao justkidding.
j0nawithazero:
jus10:
I HEARD YOU GOOD WITH...
Forming the Habit of Pulling Out My Hair
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is forming the habit of pulling out my hair. Initially it was a way to relieve anxiety but now I’m on medication and doing fine, yet still ripping out my hair every day. My hair has thinned out immensely over the past year or so, I’m even developing bald patches and I hate myself for it.
[Female, 15]
ohmygosh i do the same shit. but i only pull...
Watchkelvinween:
oh my god.
do the human kind a favor and kill yourselves.
what the fuck is this shit?
study for midterms or sleep?
i seriously fucken hate it when teachers cancel...
fucken made me walk all the way to the farthest fucken building on campus from where i live and wasted 40 minutes of my study time. -___________-
COACHELLA IS SOLD OUT.
trying to study but cant fucken concentrate....
i freak out whenever i get an email from school.
because i keep thinking its something bad. ):
i lovesss youuusss! :D
i know its cheesy but oh well :D
to all the guys out there! →
click now!!!
@jeanette.
IDGAF ABOUT INPUTTING, PROCESSING, OUTPUTTING, AND STORAGE. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS TO KNOW THAT SHIT. omg i hateeeeeeeeeeee comp sci!!!!! -__________-
over the next two weeks...
- study for my back to back midterms on thursday. -_____- - interviews for english - rough draft for english essay - work sheets, aws, gw’s for english - final draft and english packet due - read the stupid ass book for english - getting my wisdom teeth out on saturday - driving to sd on friday to see babe. - math homework - lab, lecture, discussion… - then done to celebrate chinese...
TUMBLR. WHAT DID YOU DID TO ME?
nevershoutneverforeverandever:
autobottt:
Normal people: Why wont it open!? Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??
Normal people: I feel so lonely Me: forever alone ..
Normal people: Ohh, I get it! Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Normal people: Lol, i dont care. Me: Cool story bro.
Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!! Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.
Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!! Me: hahahhaahaha, what...
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
omgggg.
i just put in my retainer and that shit fucken hurts. -_________- i havent wore it in a while and i noticed that my teeth were getting crooked again so i decided to wear them tonight. im about to shoot myself. it feels like im teething and my teeth are throbbing at the same time. i feel like i need to scratch my gums lmfao. ughhhhh.
Please reblog this if you have a heart:
youwannafeelthatrush:
stopallthismalarkey:
thaimonica:
itsvegas:
wherethefalloutlies:
sintactics:
REBLOG THIS AND LOOK AT YOUR BLOG. FUCKING DO IT.
lol HOLY SHIT. IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
LOL, i dont get what this has to do with having a heart.
Lemme go see what this is gonna do~
oh my god.
reblog it then look at your page.
Reblog if you're procrastinating right now.
thesafestpsychoticbitchintown:
aramish182:
teawiththetimelord:
maggeesingtheblues:
degrassitruths:
yeah on stupid fucken math homework thats due at 11:59pm.
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
while the boyfriend is out partying...
im sitting at home on tumblr, facebook, and watching tv. -_______-
Phil's BBQ!
jnart:
we need to do this shit again. another trip to sd soon!
i am dreading the drive from my house to SD...
the things i do for zee boyfriend.
what if i ignore this post 'If you believe in...
kevinisafreak:
what if i end up in hell
what if i go to heaven
should i reblog…? still deciding
